Texts from my flatmate Sam
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- Sam: We need to go shopping
- Sam: You said you'd come shopping
- Sam: Get out of your room
- Sam: Stop sleeping for one hour that's all I'm asking
- Sam: LIZZIE
- Sam: Fine we'll go whenever you surface
- Me: ......I'm surfaced
- Sam: 'I'm surfaced'? ENGLISH STUDENT
- Me: I'M SLEEPY DON'T JUDGE ME
- Sam: SLEEPY?
- Sam: SLEEPY?!?!?
- Sam: YOU'VE HAD LIKE 15 HOURS SLEEP
- Sam: YOU GET MORE SLEEP THAN THE DEAD
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this is the kind of relationship we have one of mutual disgust for each other the life and times of lizzie
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