January 2011
I really dont understand why:
isayhello2you:
yousmileyoulie:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wrecks
19 year olds are committing suicide
...
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
sexonapretzel:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
hold on lemme just pull him out of my pocket..
Watch
When people my age talk about how much they 'love'...
justnithya:
and I’m sitting there like..
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There...
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
me:
When you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
mynextvictim:
and when you want to go back up but you’re still too lazy
According to the Bible, its a sin to be gay. →
but according to the Bible it is also a sin to:
get a divorce
have sex before marriage
cheat on someone
have an abortion
accuse someone of something
unjustified anger
being anxious
arguing
arrogance
accepting a bribe
complain
be disobedient to parents
drink
do drugs
grow a beard
See y’all in Hell then!
Remember when Ron watched Hermione sleeping every...
dominiquedeer:
oh wait
When people say they don't like Helena Bonham...
When your period's late... but you've never had...
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY.”
my reaction to all facebook statuses:
How My Midnight Showing of Deathly Hallows Part II... →
:: How My Midnight Showing of Deathly Hallows Part II Will Go
rainbowsockmonkeys:
My long yet true story:
I will wake up in the morning and walk downstairs like
I then will sit and read DH, looking up at the clock every 10 min. like
When the clock strikes 8
It’s time to go. I will get in the car and start driving like
When I get there, I will look over to whoever I parked...
That awkward moment when Harry Potter uses the...
kat4tehwin:
maxtremist:
FAIL
Harry thinks he can do this but Snape’s all:
That awkward moment when you can't do homework...
peaceloveandrockets: