thedeathlymarshmallows: Archive

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Feb 22nd

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I don't really understand how I'm working Freud...

Feb 22nd

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Not 'gonna lie, it's quite difficult to write an...

JANE AUSTEN - PErSuaSIoN!!!!1!!111!! That one she wrote before she died innit Sir Walter defo wants to bone Mrs. Clay but Anne is all up in his grill like “IT’S INAPPROPRIATE TO TAKE HER TO BATH”, but then Elizabeth smacks her down like “Shut up bitch don’t be a cockblock” Basically the moral of the story is that literally everybody hates Mary, including her...

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Texts from my flatmate Sam

Sam: We need to go shopping
Sam: You said you'd come shopping
Sam: Get out of your room
Sam: Stop sleeping for one hour that's all I'm asking
Sam: LIZZIE
Sam: Fine we'll go whenever you surface
Me: ......I'm surfaced
Sam: 'I'm surfaced'? ENGLISH STUDENT
Me: I'M SLEEPY DON'T JUDGE ME
Sam: SLEEPY?
Sam: SLEEPY?!?!?
Sam: YOU'VE HAD LIKE 15 HOURS SLEEP
Sam: YOU GET MORE SLEEP THAN THE DEAD

Feb 21st

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tire-swing asked: Lizzie. This has bugged me for the longest time and I just know you'll understand but just oh my lord how beautiful is faramir and his gorgeous face and hair and face and everything :O

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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“In an ideal world no one would talk before 10am. People would just hug, because...”

– Zooey Deschanel (via fire-f0x)

Feb 20th

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benefits of dating me you’ll be dating me I could go on but I think I’ve made my point

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol

Feb 20th

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My family is so fucked up at the moment I can’t even

Feb 19th

Sorry for not posting much lately

I’ve been busy I should be online more from Tuesday Hopefully Um Yup That’s it That gif is relevant yes it is shut up

Feb 18th

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I didn't want to be woken up at 4am by the fire...

But apparently the electricians on this campus are also insane and couldn’t figure out how to work the system they themselves had installed. The fire alarms wouldn’t turn off again and so we weren’t allowed back into the building. I was outside in the freezing cold in my PJs. And they turned to us and said, as if it was the most sought after activity, “You can always camp...

Feb 15th

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But I don’t wanna do an essay. I don’t wanna research for the essay. I don’t wanna think about the essay. I don’t wanna form any opinions on the topic of the essay. I just don’t wanna go anywhere near anything to do with this essay. Because sometimes I just get depressed and think english is a stupid subject. What is the point of me writing my interpretation of...

Feb 12th

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