❀ about me ❀

BASICS:

name: lizzie

age: 21

birthday: february

zodiacaquarius

single or taken: single

height: i mean i’m not really sure. 5 ’ 3. maybe 5 ’ 4?? ??? ? who knows

eye color: blue

middle name: jane

favorite color: potentially purple. sometimes green. both???

lucky number: 8

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house [x]: slytherin

favorite fictional character: oh god i don’t have a single favourite one. patsy stone maybe?? or leslie knope or donna meagle??? possibly nessa from gavin and stacey. lucille bluth??? captain janeway and her coffee addiction???? who knows. so long as they make me laugh. 

favorite television show: again no single fav, but i do love parks and recreation, absolutely fabulous, gavin and stacey, arrested development, green wing and black books. also more recently orphan black.

favorite season: summer cos it’s warm and sunny and bright and there’s ice cream and bbqs and everyone is happy and you can just wear shorts and a vest and it’s so comfy and there’s butterflies and flowers and aaaahhhhhhhhh

describe yourself in a few words: friendly, laid back, optimistic, curious, whimsical, bit of a dreamer. very rarely finish anything i start. also i fucking love sausage dogs and pugs

meaning of your name: oath of god or something hideously religious like that

ultimate otp: beyonce/winning at life

What do you plan to do for a living: haven’t got a clue. i’ll work it out somewhere along the way

starbucks order: no. fucking hate starbucks. so overpriced and so confusing. go in there and ask for a tea? no not that simple sorry do you want chai tea, jasmine tea, mint tea, a classic earl grey perhaps or do you want a tea infused with pixie extract and do you want a tiny, very small, small, medium, sort of medium but actually large, large, large large or very big size and would you like to take a photo of your starbucks and instagram it???? what’s your name??? we’ll put it on your cup!!!!! how about you suck my dick instead starbucks. how about that

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: extrovert i do believe

dawn or dusk: dawn

righty or lefty: righty alrighty

coffee or tea: tea. it’s my light my love my star in the sky

rain or shine: let it shine just let it shiiIINNEEEEEEE

reading or writing: both, though i’m terrible at them. i start reading a book or writing something only to leave it unfinished and move onto the next idea in a couple of days

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

angryfuturerobot:

adamcgrathsfalsefinger:

Janelle Monae for the next Bond song.

Janelle Monae for next Bond. 

becauseiamawoman:

misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE

This is the actual best thing I’ve ever seen.

becauseiamawoman:

misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE

This is the actual best thing I’ve ever seen.
Bill Withers - Use Me
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mudwerks:

Bill Withers | Use Me