single or taken: single
height: i mean i’m not really sure. 5 ’ 3. maybe 5 ’ 4?? ??? ? who knows
eye color: blue
middle name: jane
favorite color: potentially purple. sometimes green. both???
lucky number: 8
hogwarts house [x]: slytherin
favorite fictional character: oh god i don’t have a single favourite one. patsy stone maybe?? or leslie knope or donna meagle??? possibly nessa from gavin and stacey. lucille bluth??? captain janeway and her coffee addiction???? who knows. so long as they make me laugh.
favorite television show: again no single fav, but i do love parks and recreation, absolutely fabulous, gavin and stacey, arrested development, green wing and black books. also more recently orphan black.
favorite season: summer cos it’s warm and sunny and bright and there’s ice cream and bbqs and everyone is happy and you can just wear shorts and a vest and it’s so comfy and there’s butterflies and flowers and aaaahhhhhhhhh
describe yourself in a few words: friendly, laid back, optimistic, curious, whimsical, bit of a dreamer. very rarely finish anything i start. also i fucking love sausage dogs and pugs
meaning of your name: oath of god or something hideously religious like that
ultimate otp: beyonce/winning at life
What do you plan to do for a living: haven’t got a clue. i’ll work it out somewhere along the way
starbucks order: no. fucking hate starbucks. so overpriced and so confusing. go in there and ask for a tea? no not that simple sorry do you want chai tea, jasmine tea, mint tea, a classic earl grey perhaps or do you want a tea infused with pixie extract and do you want a tiny, very small, small, medium, sort of medium but actually large, large, large large or very big size and would you like to take a photo of your starbucks and instagram it???? what’s your name??? we’ll put it on your cup!!!!! how about you suck my dick instead starbucks. how about that
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: extrovert i do believe
dawn or dusk: dawn
righty or lefty: righty alrighty
coffee or tea: tea. it’s my light my love my star in the sky
rain or shine: let it shine just let it shiiIINNEEEEEEE
reading or writing: both, though i’m terrible at them. i start reading a book or writing something only to leave it unfinished and move onto the next idea in a couple of days
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
Janelle Monae for the next Bond song.
Janelle Monae for next Bond.
It’s like a mandatory provision of the Objective and Rational Dude contract that after any of their shitty inaccurate comments they append “I invite anyone to prove me wrong” or “I am interested in an open, rational forum on this matter” like they’re this arbiter of truth that’s descending from the fucking heavens to educate the plebs
#these faux-logical neutral shits without a single ounce of empathy#calmly poker-faced about harassment and acts of violence on women/PoC/queer ppl/etc#they lack the context of the situation and also any desire to understand or learn#everything is just some topic for debate to show off their vocabularly and put down oppressed groups to which they do not belong#it’s verbal masturbation basically#the kind of dudes who gladly waltz into a discussion about real life violence on PoC to nitpick grammar#stop straight white nerdbros 2k14
IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP
WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGEThis is the actual best thing I’ve ever seen.
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